Stretch Pants

Written  September 1999  My new Hit Single. Back up singer credit to Tamara and Kelsay Foust

This song went global October 10, 2025

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Intro to Stretch Pants:

Have you ever seen them large ladies with the back end baggage?

I had one pass me ,with no blinker in the supermarket.

I thought to myself…

What a pair of Stretch Pants!

Durable sons’o bitches!

Stretched out to the max, still holding up under pressure!

These booty’s are hot!

So hot in fact, I wrote a song….

(Verse 1)

One day I’z walkin’ down ne’ screet,

Notice all them men staring back at me.

I turn around,

Don’t know why?

Den’ I smile real big…

and I realize,

(Chorus)

It’s my stretch pants, my big booty stretch pants!

Stre-e-e-tch pants, they love my ‘lastic pants.

(Verse 2)

Now you skinny girls, don’t understand.

Go on turn yo’  head, and I’ll take yo’ man!

‘Cause ya girls , you just don’t know…

yo’ man can tie my booty in a knot …he can tie it in a big ‘ol bow!

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)

My booty aint’ like nuthin’ya ever seen!

You big ass girls…know what I mean!

yo’ man to jump on yo’ booty like a big ‘ol trampoline!

(Chorus)

Gold glitter stretch pants….hhhhmmmm

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